Who would have thought that sitting down and typing up something about yourself could be so hard or take so long? I'm lying. This will probably only take me a couple minutes, because I will only give minimum effort. Don't worry, I don't always give just minimum.

My name is Kris and I'm 24 years old. I'm a Capricorn (with a Cancer ascendant) and proud of it. I like astrology. For more added info, I'm also a "dog" according to the chinese zodiac. What a mix. My favorite color is green, and my favorite food is kiwi fruit.

I collect quotes. I like panties, wrapping paper, scrapbooking stuff, books and office products far too much.

I am a hopeful romantic. But it's not first on my list. I love to work. It's important to me. I also love money. Not spending it so much as just having it. Spending it is good too, though.

I like to play in the rain and sing in the shower. I like listening to songs over and over until I get sick of them. Then I come back in a couple months and listen to them again. I have about a 3 month limit on everything I do. In other words, I'm happy for 3 months with it, and then I either keep it or discard it. If I keep it for longer than 3 months, I either really like it, or forget about it, or feel too bad about getting rid of it. This applies not only to materialistic things, but people too.

I like roleplaying and computers and obviously photography. When I am not taking pictures, I am a training coordinator for a very large company that you've probably heard of but I won't mention. I work with UCC's, Civil Judgments, Federal & State tax liens, etc. I get to be really organized. What I do and say makes a difference. I get excited when I get mail, e-mail or otherwise. I probably flirt with people online too much, because it's easy to hide. In person, I'm rather shy.

I am a bitch. I'm good at that whole "breaking hearts" thing, even though I never intend to. I'm also one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. I'm very helpful and nearly always there for a friend or a stranger. I hold grudges. I say I have a bad memory, but really it's just selective.

I will lie and tell you I'm bad at math, just so that I don't have to do it. But really, I'm quite good at it. Just don't ask me to solve any extensive algorithms in my head, and we'll get along just fine.

I love humor. Especially cynical and sarcastic humor. I like hidden jokes and meanings and reading between the lines (which I do far too often). Some days I get on a roll, and I can be very quick-witted. Most of the time, it just comes a day later.

I also procrastinate far too much, but most often finish whatever I start. Except for this tid-bit about me. I'm bored of typing it now.